Wednesday, July 13, 2011

EXCLUSIVE!! Male Archie Comics Staffers Comment On Nancy SIlberkleit Scandal!

In the wake of TMZ's recent allegations as to the shocking conduct of Archie Comics CEO Nancy Silberkleit, We sent one of our roving reporters to Riverdale to investigate. Mr.Archie Andrews himself declined to comment, but we were able to get two of his associates to give us some brief comments:

left to right: Reginald Mantle, Forsythe P. Jones. Mantle is son of the local 
newspaper's publisher; Jones is a well-known local gastronome. Both are
members of local rock group "The Archies",along with Andrews.