This is actually several years old. but I didn't have a forum in which to discuss it. Behold...
(scroll down a bit to the chapter labeled "Athens, Georgia")
It's funny... Terrax is a pretty distinctive personality. You'd think I'd remember him coming in. Of course, we get a fair number of famous people coming through, so maybe he just got lost in the shuffle. Actually, Robert pointed out that he has himself occasionally been a "bearded gentleman behind the corner (sic)", but he also has no memory of this happening. But if you read it on the internet, it must be true, right?
Thanks to author Gary Dreslinski for choosing us to demolish. I'm going to assume that it was a friendly "tip of the hat", rather than a sincere display of animus towards us... but either way, it's pretty cool to have made it into the world of "fanfic". I'm just glad it wasn't "slash."